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Osiris (/oʊˈsaɪrɪs/, from Egyptian wsjr)was the god of fertility, agriculture, the afterlife, the dead, resurrection, life, and vegetation in ancient Egyptian religion. He was classically depicted as a green-skinned deity with a pharaoh's beard, partially mummy-wrapped at the legs, wearing a distinctive atef crown and holding a symbolic crook and flail. He was one of the first to be associated with the mummy wrap. When his brother Set cut him to pieces after killing him, with her sister Nephthys, Osiris' sister-wife, Isis, searched Egypt to find each part of Osiris. She collected all but one – Osiris’s genitalia. She then wrapped his body up, enabling him to return to life. Osiris was widely worshipped until the decline of ancient Egyptian religion during the rise of Christianity in the Roman Empire.
After years of juggling villains, homework, and existential crises, Peter Parker realized something: pickleball was the one arena where his powers didn’t make him an outcast—they made him a legend. But he didn’t want just any club. He wanted a place where weirdness wasn’t tolerated… it was celebrated.
That’s when he met The Mad Pickler.
Deadpool came to work with The Mad Pickler because he heard Spider‑Man joined last week and got jealous.
“If that little web‑slinger gets a custom paddle before me, I'll riot!.”
